sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
jesuschristvevo: do u ever look at someone and just like wow u have really nice eyebrows
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
so-tired-of-running: del0ppus: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
kingcroacus: googlehomie: hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU...
paula-valeria: fatefellshortthistoime: “you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life woah
dontworrybekarl: But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds